Guess who's biz-ack!!! Part-Time in da house!!!
So, I flew Air Tran last week and it was great!!! I know my first few entries have not been so positive, but Air Tran makes my heart smile!
Other than the weather...travel was great! I could check-in online, plus I got to upgrade to first class for $50, aw yeah!!! Since, I'm a baller.....I had to roll with it. So,I drank the free drinks and took full advantage of flying first class. Then, I kept drinkin'
It also helped that I flew out of Newport News, VA or airport code PHF. I usually fly from Norfolk airport code ORF...I'm thinking never again!!! PHF had a shuttle that took me right to check in and then back to my car when I returned home....it's enough to make you cry!!! It's just windy in here and I have allergies...seriously!!!
Friday, July 11, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Should I bring my gun to dinner?
Yes...yes, I'm a blogger that carries a gun. Not only do I carry guns, but I also have to choose which one of the three I own, and want to carry. To whom it may concern...I own a Springfield xp .45, a Ruger P95 9mm and a Smith and Wesson SV9E 9mm.
Now for the story, I'm out to dinner with my hot friend G-money and her hotter mother Miss Charleston. All three of us are having a great time laughing, telling stories, learning about each other, and just really having a fun time.
All of a sudden I hear a "Pssssssst," I look up and its this guy calling over my hot friend G-money. Not only calling her, but pointing his finger and signaling her over, like she's a dog. I'm like WTF!!! To myself, I'm like this guy is being SO disrespectful to me, but more to her. So, I don't what to say or do. I mean we're in nice restaurant and I'm just now meeting Miss Charleston for the first time, ya know? Luckily my gun was in the car, I guess??? G-money can handle her own, and she handle it well. (G-money is really smart too!!!) She was a lot more upset than me, and I was a little pissed. Turns out the guy was drunk...and I think he realized it wasn't cool. Maybe he was brave because he was with his boyz??? But, I didn't see any Kevlar aka bullet proof vests. (All my guns hold 15 bullets and 1 in the chamber...that equals 16 shots)
The common wealth of VA's guns laws are so laxed, it still surprises me how brave some people can be. "When you try hard...Is when you die hard!!!" -Kanye West
Even if I were wearing a Salmon aka Pink colored shirt, this guy had no right to be calling my hot friend G-money like that....yet alone in front of me!!! He could have waited until I went to the bathroom, ya know? I'm glad I was in therapy for anger as a kid/teenager and I hadn't been drinkin' because the whole situation could have gotten out of control.... FAST.
I'm jus' sayin'...........
Now for the story, I'm out to dinner with my hot friend G-money and her hotter mother Miss Charleston. All three of us are having a great time laughing, telling stories, learning about each other, and just really having a fun time.
All of a sudden I hear a "Pssssssst," I look up and its this guy calling over my hot friend G-money. Not only calling her, but pointing his finger and signaling her over, like she's a dog. I'm like WTF!!! To myself, I'm like this guy is being SO disrespectful to me, but more to her. So, I don't what to say or do. I mean we're in nice restaurant and I'm just now meeting Miss Charleston for the first time, ya know? Luckily my gun was in the car, I guess??? G-money can handle her own, and she handle it well. (G-money is really smart too!!!) She was a lot more upset than me, and I was a little pissed. Turns out the guy was drunk...and I think he realized it wasn't cool. Maybe he was brave because he was with his boyz??? But, I didn't see any Kevlar aka bullet proof vests. (All my guns hold 15 bullets and 1 in the chamber...that equals 16 shots)
The common wealth of VA's guns laws are so laxed, it still surprises me how brave some people can be. "When you try hard...Is when you die hard!!!" -Kanye West
Even if I were wearing a Salmon aka Pink colored shirt, this guy had no right to be calling my hot friend G-money like that....yet alone in front of me!!! He could have waited until I went to the bathroom, ya know? I'm glad I was in therapy for anger as a kid/teenager and I hadn't been drinkin' because the whole situation could have gotten out of control.... FAST.
I'm jus' sayin'...........
Tu hablas espanol?
"Ok...ok...okaaaaay!!! Big man...so you wanna make some BIG BUCKS!!??!! Dige me!!!"
Sooooooo my Spanish may be a little off, which leads me to my next point. You know how you go into a restaurant and use the bathroom, then you wash your hands? I hope you guys are washing your hands!!! Anyway, you always see the sign that says, "all employees must wash hands," right? Then, you usually see the same sign in Spanish, right? It usually says, "llever (and the Spanish word for hands)" I usually see the signs in all kinds of restaurants......steak house, American, bar and grilles, and etc.
Here's the 360 point...Today I had lunch at a MEXICAN restaurant....I see the "wash hands" sign in English.....um.....but......there was no sign in Spanish??? Riiiiiight.....Interesting.....I dunno???
I'm jus' sayin'
Sooooooo my Spanish may be a little off, which leads me to my next point. You know how you go into a restaurant and use the bathroom, then you wash your hands? I hope you guys are washing your hands!!! Anyway, you always see the sign that says, "all employees must wash hands," right? Then, you usually see the same sign in Spanish, right? It usually says, "llever (and the Spanish word for hands)" I usually see the signs in all kinds of restaurants......steak house, American, bar and grilles, and etc.
Here's the 360 point...Today I had lunch at a MEXICAN restaurant....I see the "wash hands" sign in English.....um.....but......there was no sign in Spanish??? Riiiiiight.....Interesting.....I dunno???
I'm jus' sayin'
Monday, May 19, 2008
Welcome to "insert cheesy resturant here"
Welcome to Moe's!!!
Welcome to Coldstone!!!
Welcome to Firehouse!!!
PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
The list goes on and it's starting to drive me crazy!!! What's the deal with the cheezy ass greetings when I go out to eat? No only is it annoying but is PAINFUL!!!
These places are saying "WELCOME"...um....I already know where I am, because it's on the door and I made up my mind about 30 minutes ago where I wanted to eat! Oh yeah, and I was just here last week!!! So, what if I forget something in my car and come back in? Do I have to hear WELCOME TO MOE's again??? Does that violate a major company policy? What if I walk in half way and then walk out??? Everybody says "WELCOME TO MOE's"....but nobody says THANKS, PLEASE COME AGAIN, or HAVE A GREAT DAY? Wat up wit dat???
Not only do I get tired of hearing the off key, not at the same time, and unenthusiastic staff.....I think the staff is tired of saying it!!! Hell, I think they are tired of saying "WELCOME TO MOE's!!!" by the time they get to their 2nd customer. You know there is some corny ass manager or corporate stiff that thinks this is so cool and really helps their business. Guess what Moe's??? It doesn't and I will still eat at your restaurant if you didn't shout "WELCOME TO MOE's!" every 30 secs! Trust me, I don't think any patrons are going to report a store because they weren't greeted with "WELCOME TO MOE's!!!?
So, now that the staff is pissed off about saying their chant every 30 secs....guess what??? As a paying customer.......I'M TIRED OF HEARING "WELCOME TO MOEs!!!" I just want to sit down and enjoy my meal in peace and quiet. So not only is it annoying....I think it's dumb and a waste of the staff's energy!!! The staff at BOA doesn't say "WELCOME TO BANK OF AMERICA!!!" neither does my dry cleaner, grocery store, or any other place I shop or eat.
Moe's and other corny ass restaurants....take a page from the Wal-Mart book. Just hire a senior cit zen as a greeter and have them place a sticker on my shirt....THANKS!!! Besides, I like it when they touch my 46" chest!!! I'm jus' sayin'!!!
Welcome to Coldstone!!!
Welcome to Firehouse!!!
PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
The list goes on and it's starting to drive me crazy!!! What's the deal with the cheezy ass greetings when I go out to eat? No only is it annoying but is PAINFUL!!!
These places are saying "WELCOME"...um....I already know where I am, because it's on the door and I made up my mind about 30 minutes ago where I wanted to eat! Oh yeah, and I was just here last week!!! So, what if I forget something in my car and come back in? Do I have to hear WELCOME TO MOE's again??? Does that violate a major company policy? What if I walk in half way and then walk out??? Everybody says "WELCOME TO MOE's"....but nobody says THANKS, PLEASE COME AGAIN, or HAVE A GREAT DAY? Wat up wit dat???
Not only do I get tired of hearing the off key, not at the same time, and unenthusiastic staff.....I think the staff is tired of saying it!!! Hell, I think they are tired of saying "WELCOME TO MOE's!!!" by the time they get to their 2nd customer. You know there is some corny ass manager or corporate stiff that thinks this is so cool and really helps their business. Guess what Moe's??? It doesn't and I will still eat at your restaurant if you didn't shout "WELCOME TO MOE's!" every 30 secs! Trust me, I don't think any patrons are going to report a store because they weren't greeted with "WELCOME TO MOE's!!!?
So, now that the staff is pissed off about saying their chant every 30 secs....guess what??? As a paying customer.......I'M TIRED OF HEARING "WELCOME TO MOEs!!!" I just want to sit down and enjoy my meal in peace and quiet. So not only is it annoying....I think it's dumb and a waste of the staff's energy!!! The staff at BOA doesn't say "WELCOME TO BANK OF AMERICA!!!" neither does my dry cleaner, grocery store, or any other place I shop or eat.
Moe's and other corny ass restaurants....take a page from the Wal-Mart book. Just hire a senior cit zen as a greeter and have them place a sticker on my shirt....THANKS!!! Besides, I like it when they touch my 46" chest!!! I'm jus' sayin'!!!
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