Should I bring my gun to dinner?

Yes...yes, I'm a blogger that carries a gun. Not only do I carry guns, but I also have to choose which one of the three I own, and want to carry. To whom it may concern...I own a Springfield xp .45, a Ruger P95 9mm and a Smith and Wesson SV9E 9mm.

Now for the story, I'm out to dinner with my hot friend G-money and her hotter mother Miss Charleston. All three of us are having a great time laughing, telling stories, learning about each other, and just really having a fun time.

All of a sudden I hear a "Pssssssst," I look up and its this guy calling over my hot friend G-money. Not only calling her, but pointing his finger and signaling her over, like she's a dog. I'm like WTF!!! To myself, I'm like this guy is being SO disrespectful to me, but more to her. So, I don't what to say or do. I mean we're in nice restaurant and I'm just now meeting Miss Charleston for the first time, ya know? Luckily my gun was in the car, I guess??? G-money can handle her own, and she handle it well. (G-money is really smart too!!!) She was a lot more upset than me, and I was a little pissed. Turns out the guy was drunk...and I think he realized it wasn't cool. Maybe he was brave because he was with his boyz??? But, I didn't see any Kevlar aka bullet proof vests. (All my guns hold 15 bullets and 1 in the chamber...that equals 16 shots)

The common wealth of VA's guns laws are so laxed, it still surprises me how brave some people can be. "When you try hard...Is when you die hard!!!" -Kanye West

Even if I were wearing a Salmon aka Pink colored shirt, this guy had no right to be calling my hot friend G-money like that....yet alone in front of me!!! He could have waited until I went to the bathroom, ya know? I'm glad I was in therapy for anger as a kid/teenager and I hadn't been drinkin' because the whole situation could have gotten out of control.... FAST.

I'm jus' sayin'...........

Tu hablas espanol?

"Ok...ok...okaaaaay!!! Big man...so you wanna make some BIG BUCKS!!??!! Dige me!!!"

Sooooooo my Spanish may be a little off, which leads me to my next point. You know how you go into a restaurant and use the bathroom, then you wash your hands? I hope you guys are washing your hands!!! Anyway, you always see the sign that says, "all employees must wash hands," right? Then, you usually see the same sign in Spanish, right? It usually says, "llever (and the Spanish word for hands)" I usually see the signs in all kinds of restaurants......steak house, American, bar and grilles, and etc.

Here's the 360 point...Today I had lunch at a MEXICAN restaurant....I see the "wash hands" sign in English.....um.....but......there was no sign in Spanish??? Riiiiiight.....Interesting.....I dunno???

I'm jus' sayin'