Yes...yes, I'm a blogger that carries a gun. Not only do I carry guns, but I also have to choose which one of the three I own, and want to carry. To whom it may concern...I own a Springfield xp .45, a Ruger P95 9mm and a Smith and Wesson SV9E 9mm.
Now for the story, I'm out to dinner with my hot friend G-money and her hotter mother Miss Charleston. All three of us are having a great time laughing, telling stories, learning about each other, and just really having a fun time.
All of a sudden I hear a "Pssssssst," I look up and its this guy calling over my hot friend G-money. Not only calling her, but pointing his finger and signaling her over, like she's a dog. I'm like WTF!!! To myself, I'm like this guy is being SO disrespectful to me, but more to her. So, I don't what to say or do. I mean we're in nice restaurant and I'm just now meeting Miss Charleston for the first time, ya know? Luckily my gun was in the car, I guess??? G-money can handle her own, and she handle it well. (G-money is really smart too!!!) She was a lot more upset than me, and I was a little pissed. Turns out the guy was drunk...and I think he realized it wasn't cool. Maybe he was brave because he was with his boyz??? But, I didn't see any Kevlar aka bullet proof vests. (All my guns hold 15 bullets and 1 in the chamber...that equals 16 shots)
The common wealth of VA's guns laws are so laxed, it still surprises me how brave some people can be. "When you try hard...Is when you die hard!!!" -Kanye West
Even if I were wearing a Salmon aka Pink colored shirt, this guy had no right to be calling my hot friend G-money like that....yet alone in front of me!!! He could have waited until I went to the bathroom, ya know? I'm glad I was in therapy for anger as a kid/teenager and I hadn't been drinkin' because the whole situation could have gotten out of control.... FAST.
I'm jus' sayin'...........
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The thing is tha men have a hard time controlling themselves around me - what can I say? I was pretty shocked that he was pointing at me and not Mama G(Miss Charleston) who is - as you said - a lot hotter.
And do you HAVE to tell people that I hang out with a gun owner???
I'm sorry but in my head when I read "gun" my brain went to muscles and you posing going "Welcome to the Gunnn Show Laaadies".
Has G mentioned I'm invading VA in a little over a month?
Gun show is expected!
Hmmm...time to start working out, Part Time! Disappointing Susan is dangerous :)
Very dangerous! Men have been mangled for less! I would say killed but that might mess up my nails.
True...you have to watch the manicure.
Oh, and Part Time - you really shouldn't wear pink shirts around her...it sets her off...
Come on, G, ONE time I have a violent reaction to a man in a pink shirt and you're going to hold it over my head forever? Ugh, men in pink, ugggghhhhhhhh...
I'm warning you, Part Time, be afraid...be very afraid...
OK - you read the comments and give me crap on the phone but you can't comment BACK?!?! What is that???
"Watch out for the guns...they'll getcha!" That's just for you Susan ;-)
And "g" you shut your mouth when you're talking to me!!!
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